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Today my mother-in-law flies into town and I start my vacation! Wooohooo!
My boss was giving me shit earlier… he says I must be the only guy in the world who actually looks forward to his mother-in-law coming….

Anyway- Gotta start getting ready for my anual 4th of July bar-b-q blowout… Gotta love that too.

So if I’m not on much in the next few days, you know why… Got lot’s to do and gonna be having fun…

Oh yeah… does anybody want a cat?

These guys are only trying to help….

Ok… so the new season of Average Joe is out…

I’ll have to step up and ask once again, these guys are average??? If so… that means there are a lot more geeks, dorks, and far far below average people in this country than I thought.

Anyway- They get all these “average” guys into a gym and they are met by three losers from last year… They make them go through a boot camp and eliminate 4 of them without even getting to meet the girl. They brought back the forth loser from last year too… Larissa… Yeah, I still laugh every time i think about the guy she chose last year dumping her when he learns she used to date Flabio.

Anna (the new girl) gets to see the huge yaught she’ll be staying on… She is impressed- feels like a princess and all that… I guess that’s good considering she’ll soon be kissing toads.

So then she gets to meet all the guys… And the look on her face says it all… “OMG- ya’ll stuck me on Average Joe! I have to date geeks and losers before ya’ll bring the beefcake out!”

Anyway, they have a cocktail party… 18 guys slobbering over the only available date… Typical scene found in bars across the country every night of the week.

Then she kicked 6 of them to the curb. But wait- the twist… one of them gets to go have an extreme makeover…. He saw a nutritionist, a personal trainer, an eyebrow waxer, a life coach, and then a plastic surgeon…. A dentist, a stylist, etc…. After all that, They’ll throw him back in the mix later for another shot…

Soon, they’ll throw in the buff guys who are there just to be assholes to the “average” guys… And one of the buff guys will win the heart of the girl dashing all dorks and geeks hope of ever finding true love with a beautiful woman once again.

Gotta love making people who already feel like crap about themselves feel even worse on national television, right?

Then these guys could use your support….

The Supreme Court, struggling with a vexing social issue, held Monday it was constitutionally permissible to display the Ten Commandments on the grounds of the Texas capitol but that it was a violation of separation of church and state to place them in Kentucky courthouses.

I don’t get it…. It’s OK for some but not for others…. In a court where you place your hand on the Bible and swear to God that you will tell the truth, you can’t display the Ten Commandments… Yet the court where that decision was made has a huge Ten Commandments display in it and that’s ok….

This court needs a good shakeup… their recent decisions have been so out of whack with where the American people are it’s unbelievable… They aren’t basing decisions on the Constitution as it is written… they are basing them on other decisions over the years that have twisted what the Constitution says so far out of whack….

Another big one form the other day… Property rights… Your house or property is no longer really yours…. you just pay for it until some investor thinks he can use it better than you can… Then they will forcibly remove you from it and give it to him….

No retirements today. Renquist and O’Connor both should be leaving soon, and it can’t be soon enough. We need to get folks on the bench who actually have some respect for the Constitution rather than the ones who think their opinions outweigh everything this country is based on.

I know this post is rambling and confusing, but I am just astounded by the arrogance that this Supreme Court has brought us…

I’ll just end this here and see what comes from everything….

First off… For some reason I got up at 1:30 in the morning… I thought it was like 4 am or something and hopped out of bed… threw some laundry in and came to sit at the PC…. I just realized it’s just after 2am… I need to go back to bed!

But here are some pics real quick…. the first was my Christmas present from my dad… He built this bench- all cedar… heavy…. Love it!

This one and the next are pics of our very first Angel’s Trumpet. We planted 3 of these plants so far(2 of this variety, who knows on the 3rd). This plant is about 5 feet tall and will have quite a few more blooms soon….

I had no clue that the flowers would be yellow…. I think when we bought it, the label said orange….

How bout another shot of a sunflower…..? This one I had to post just because of how warped the actual flower ended up…. Not real sure why this happened…

HELP ME!!!!

I have been kidnapped by a crazy cleaning woman!
She is forcing me to help out and clean and do yardwork and stuff!

Isn’t there a Nascar race on or something???

PLEASE RESCUE ME!!!!

I BEG YOU!!!!

Mr. Bergis is some redneck in Mississippi who is constantly being pranked by a local radio station. I have never heard anyone get as pissed as this guy does.

Am I good to you people or what? I know everybody has been waiting for the day….

Well… It’s finally arrived!!!!!!

Now you can

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For those who don’t know, I decided to quit smoking a while back. Well… I thought I’d give a little update on how things have gone.

I don’t smoke at home, or any other place except work. For some reason, I have not been able to make it through work without finding someone and bumming a smoke.

Anyway- I am taking some vacation time starting on the 30th. I will be home and not around smokers for a little more than a week. That should give me some time to be totally smoke free. Plus, I’ve been hearing commercials on the radio for a quitting contest…. I signed up today and that should provide a little more incentive.

I don’t want to smoke anymore… nasty habit that costs too damn much! Wish me luck in the upcoming weeks, soon I won’t even be an at-work smoker!